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Jaws T-shirts | Home » » » Sex Panther Cologne Anchorman 1.7 oz | | | | | | | Product Promotions: | | | | | Description: | | Sex Panther Cologne. Offically Licensed Anchorman product.
Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to every ounce of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more on. What else do I know about Sex Panther Cologne? Two Words: Mustache Rides. Sex Panther Cologne may, or may not contain any of the following ingredients: Elk, Bunny, Dolphin The Mammal, not the Fish), Bear and even possibly Beaver. Ron Burgandy. 60% of the time, it works every time. currently unable to ship outside of US | | | Features: | |
• Sex Panther Cologne 1.7 oz
• Officially Licensed from Anchorman
• 60% of the time, it works every time.
• (actually smells pretty good)
• currently unable to ship outside of US
| | | Product Details: | | | Package Weight:
| 0.56 pounds | | Average Customer Rating:
|  based on 9 reviews |
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 Better Than AxeJul 13, 2010
I bought this on the idea of it being funny, but when I actually smelt it and it is actually really good! I'm not an expert on calognes, the only other one I use is Express Reserve.
The two reasons I gave it a 4 star and not 5 is because:
1. It does NOT have real bits of panther
2. It smells similar (but better than) to Axe Body Spray, my girl friend swears that it does
Other than that, it's a novelty gag gift that actually is a decent product, a little over priced, but when people ask what your wear, you can have the satisfaction of saying Sex Panther, and you can't put a price on that
2 of 2 found the following review helpful:
Actually smells pretty goodDec 06, 2009
I bought this as a gag gift for my husband on his birthday and it's actually got a nice smell - very similar to Hugo Boss. Not that the scent matters - he would have loved it no matter what simply because it is from Anchorman.
1 of 1 found the following review helpful:
Time to musk up.Dec 05, 2009
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. Sex Panther cologne really does smell pretty good. It's quite pungent. Definitely classier than London Gentleman and more formidable than Blackbeard's Delight. The scent is similar to Cool Water by Davidoff and Acqua Di Gio By Giorgio Armani. It is distinctively man.
I also felt it is overpriced for the size, but it will make a great gift for my brother for Christmas.
You stay classy, Planet Earth.
1 of 3 found the following review helpful:
 Stings the nostrils...in a good way.Oct 12, 2009
RAWwwrrr! Splash this on before a night out tomcattin', lean back against the bar at your favorite watering hole, and watch all the pussies come a-purrin'! From young tawny kitaens to old cougars, they'll all want to get their claws into you. By morning you'll be feline fine.
24 of 28 found the following review helpful:
with great Sex Panther comes great responsibiltyOct 11, 2009
I received this cologne as a gift from my younger brother.
He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.
I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."
It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.
I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in disgust and wrinkle their noses as if I am something on the bottom of their shoe that they wish someone had cleaned up before they had stepped in me.
I miss the power that I had over the fairer sex when I wore this cologne. I was the only guy to meet a girl at the movies on Friday, and meeting a girl in this town when they only show a movie twice week? That is a big deal. Usually, we have to make out in the rusted out school park after 11, but the movies you have the cover of darkness to hunt. And that is what I did when I was Sex Panther Johnston. Hunted out the ladies.
Now I cry.
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